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The UM opened August 17th, 2007 as a handpicked 100 members who were asked to join for their smarts and community involvement. But the word got out that the UM neighborhood is not just your average start up community! .... Members begun jumping in from word of mouth .. and now the UM stands at 300+ members and over 30,000 posts and growing!
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Waffle fries.. _________________ This sig is to coerce Michael Clayton out of sucking balls in '08 Superpoon GFX Archive
youngbuck8100
Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 3116 Location: Brookline, MA
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:48 am Post subject:
#1
-"Bitch get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries"
-"Bitch you better wait for my request to be seated"
#2
-"I went out on the porch and smoked a whole bag of meth. Then I smoked some crack. I came in she said 'you smell funny' I said bitch its just my BO"
-"I took out my gun and smashed her head with the but of it. She was bleedin all over the sheets pissin me off"
#4
-"He had a letterman jacket on, he was in highschool pissin me off. I said 'what sport you paly panzi' he said 'football' I said 'bitch I dont care' I took out my knife and slit his wrist, vertically. He was all dyin on the floor makin a seen"
Commercials
-"He said whats the problem, I said 'youz a bitch and Im aint"
-" I pulled out a gun, put it do her dome and blew her brains out. I took her body, took it to management and reoprted a problem, unforgiveable" _________________
EvilEmpire
Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Posts: 1210 Location: Westchester, NY
I had to operate on an eagle in school and then care for it for a week afterwards. Scariest damn animal I have ever been around. Just pure evil in their eyes. _________________ Yankees have not won a WS with a Republican in power since Ike... We're Back Baby!!
Commish Assistant Admin
Joined: 16 Aug 2007 Posts: 1981 Location: Brooklyn, NY
I had to operate on an eagle in school and then care for it for a week afterwards. Scariest damn animal I have ever been around. Just pure evil in their eyes.
If I were an Eagles fan, I'd probably be cheering that the deer was killed! lol _________________
EvilEmpire
Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Posts: 1210 Location: Westchester, NY
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 3:35 pm Post subject:
I would love to go to the Preakness-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIcyFSYhvV4 _________________ Yankees have not won a WS with a Republican in power since Ike... We're Back Baby!!
How did you know. I could not believe she was really going to say that when the clip was loading. Then it happened, and I laughed my ass off. Nice find EE. _________________ Signatures are for pussies.
EvilEmpire
Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Posts: 1210 Location: Westchester, NY
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:10 am Post subject:
Darko's day job. My favorite is at 2:44.
_________________ Yankees have not won a WS with a Republican in power since Ike... We're Back Baby!!
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